I first met Karen fifteen years ago,

when she thought I was a hoe

I thought she was pretty












but perhaps I wasn't ready

There was something about her,

So I asked her for Li-hing powder

She was going on so many dates...

with all these guys with zero traits

I secretly crushed on her,




but everyone knew for sure






Everything she did was adorable...






It just wasn't ignorable









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Fourteen years had passed,

and I built up the courage at last






"Let me take you on a date"
















"I think it'll be really great"


















I cockblocked accent guy...

and bought her a pizza pie!

Can you guess what I was humming?

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To hold her hand would be mind numbing

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She gave me a chance






Twas the beginning of our romance!



I wanted to propose,

but problems arose





I fell so hard...

that I acted like a retard











I know you were hurt,

but things will revert

These are called growing pains...








and now we'll make some gains

Trust me with your heart...






I promise to do my part

Even though you're sometimes very weird,







my love for you has never disappeared



And when your stomach grogs,

I'll blame it on the frogs

I'll make you feel secure,











This much I can ensure

I won't ask you to eat Denny's again,

even though they serve food to real men




I want to do this with you...





and watch Singles Inferno season two

Even if you won't admit it...

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you know you want to hit it















You're still my queen,

so don't be so mean

You read this poem all the way through,








what I'm trying to say is... "I love you"












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