Let me tell you a story...
about a girl named Karen
I first met Karen fifteen years ago,
when she thought I was a hoe
but perhaps I wasn't ready
There was something about her,
So I asked her for Li-hing powder
She was going on so many dates...
with all these guys with zero traits
I secretly crushed on her,
but everyone knew for sure
Everything she did was adorable...
Fourteen years had passed,
and I built up the courage at last
"Let me take you on a date"
"I think it'll be really great"
I cockblocked accent guy...
and bought her a pizza pie!
Can you guess what I was humming?
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To hold her hand would be mind numbing
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Twas the beginning of our romance!
that I acted like a retard
These are called growing pains...
and now we'll make some gains
Trust me with your heart...
Even though you're sometimes very weird,
my love for you has never disappeared
And when your stomach grogs,
I'll blame it on the frogs
I'll make you feel secure,
I won't ask you to eat Denny's again,
even though they serve food to real men
I want to do this with you...
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Even if you won't admit it...
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you know you want to hit it
You read this poem all the way through,
what I'm trying to say is... "I love you"